January 2010
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Between a customer & me
Customer: will you have sex with me?
Me: Um....no I will not.
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Where's everyone going?
I stopped in a Starbucks today to burn some time when I ran out of work around 3pm. It was very busy; couples, guys & girls, girls & girls, guys & guys. I couldn’t help but wonder, as I stood there alone, what everyone was talking about. Work? Personal or family issues? Job interviews? Where were they from & where are they going? I overhear talks of the Toyota recall. Unless...
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BlackBerry to Android, and my complaints
I am actually on the verge of ordering a Nexus One. I’ve been waiting for Android to prove itself as a worthy opponent, and I believe it finally has. I’m ready for something new, though. The benefits of the newest touch-screens have loured me in. I have been with BlackBerry since the pre-phone days, when they were just 2-way pagers. Although I think they’re amazing, well-built...
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While in line at a respected Austin cafe
Cashier: is there a problem with your pie?
Customer: There is mold on the top of it! The sign says "fresh-made."
Cashier: Oh...guess not! Would you like another piece, or your money back?
Customer: Just my money back.
Cashier: (rips up the "fresh made" sign, apologizes, gives her the money back, and then walks into the back room and yells at the cook staff)