October 2010
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Would everyone please stop buying Kesha’s music so she would finally disappear?
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Guy from the IPOD commercials →
Remember that famous commercial for IPOD with the dancing colored silhouettes? I Just did a job for 1 of those dancers! Amazing the people I meet. He opened up a dance studio in Round Rock. Here’s a link to his studio.
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RADIO FLYER CAR: Valley couple's Radio Flyer car... →
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Clifton Collins Jr has a youtube acct! Aka, Tack... →
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Got multiple Google accounts? Now stay signed in... →
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Stephanie visits me at a job
Indian man: (after Steph walks off) What was that girls name?
Me: Stephanie
Indian: (raises his eyebrows & smiles)....she's very pretty!
Me: (I smile & nod my head)
Indian: is that your girlfriend?
Me: no....she's my wife!
Indian: (eyes widen & he gets fidgety) oh!...I'm so sorry!!
Me: it's ok! I think she's hot too!
Indian: oh...haha thank you so much! I feel terrible!
Me: haha it's fine! No problem.
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Most accurate depiction of Jesus →
It’s amazing how much western culture has created such a false idea of what Jesus probably looked like. Even down to movies! Any research at all would give you a big red flag that he wasn’t a handso white guy.
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I just had a guy ask me, on the street, if I want to buy a VCR!! Haha! What is this, 1990?!
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This is hilarious- clerical error shows millions... →
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Spontaneous Combustion
Do you ever do something spontaneously without thinking first?? Today I was sitting in this office, writing up an invoice. There were 2 girls in there, both I had been working with for the past hour. One of their names is Christina. For some reason, that name made me think of that Santana song “Maria Maria”. Without another thought, I started singing it out loud! “Christina...
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A world of squeeling tires
Sometimes I have funny images pop into my head. Today while I was driving, I imagined how funny it would be if everyone slammed on their brakes every time they stopped! There’d be so many car accidents, but nobody would ever file a claim because it would be so costly. So instead, people would just yell at each other & call each other names! Haha
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WatchToday we went to Austin Zoo. Among the normal stuff- lions, tigers, & bears, there were a few things that made this trip special.
First off, this zoo is a rescue zoo. 90% of the animals were donated or rescued from private owners like circuses, labs, people who had them as pets & could no longer take care of them, etc. So that made their stories a little more special.
Secondly, the...
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Mexican Pirates kill man on TX lake →
Mexican pirates?! That’s a new one. Do they have Chihuahuas on their shoulders & Tequila bottles instead of rum? Instead of a jolly Roger flag, they fly a piñata.