August 2010
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At the McDonald's drive-thru
McD Employee: Did you say that was a cheeseburger with NO meat??
Josh: Yes...that's how I maintain my sexy figure...
McD Employee: hehe
Josh: Perhaps you should try it! You're looking a bit on the...pppudgy side... (ok, I didn't really say that last part)
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Josh to a male barista
Josh: Do know where the closest dicks is?
Barista: ....what did you just ask me?
J: Do you know where the closest dicks is? And I'm not talking about a gay bar. You know, Dicks Sporting Goods?
B: Oh! No.
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You have got to try this! It will blow your mind.... →
I saw this done about a year and a half ago, and always meant to try it, but never got around to it until tonight. This is amazing! I don’t even want to tell you exactly what happens, or show you a video of it, it’s just one of those things that will make your jaw drop, in my opinion, the first time you see it.
The instructions are all on that web page, but it DOES require a webcam...
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Drinking water before a meal leads to weight loss →
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Antibacterial Memories
I have used the antibacterial hand soap in our guest bathroom a hundred times. The day I got my tattoo, I washed it off when I got home in our guest bathroom. The smell of the soap mixed with the blood from the tattoo was burned into my mind. Now, every time I wash my hands, I remember that day as soon as I smell that soap. Maybe it was because it was such a big event in my life, getting that...
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Dog bites off mans dying toe →
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