September 2010
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Seinfeld
Elaine: Just admitting a man is handsome, doesn't make you a homosexual.
George: ...it doesn't help...
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Old man at Jiffy Lube
Cashier: "top offs" are included.
Old man: what's that?
Cashier: in between oil changes, you can come in to get your oil, power steering, & transmission fluid topped off.
Old man: (looks at me as he walks out and mumbles) whatever the hell that was!
Quilted jumpsuits exist
Deanna Yankunas (dyankunas):
Two words: 1. quilted 2. jumpsuit. Lol!!! http://plixi.com/p/47418992
http://twitter.com/dyankunas/status/25656842525
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32 cats + 2 dogs = a place I never want to revisit
Just did a job for a lady who admitted to housing 32 cats (yes, all in the house), & 2 dogs. At 1 point I had to remove a bottom hinge of a door. I couldn’t get the pin out, she told me it was cat pee that had corroded the hinge together.
Next while trying to remove a deadbolt on her door, it was coated in something, so bad that I wasn’t even able to remove a key that was stuck....
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Think your phone is top of the line? It's nothing... →
3 shot in my hometown of Zion, IL →
Fond memories of hearing gun shots ring throughout the neighborhood growing up.
“JimGaffigan: The baseball cap is the official hat of the unshowered.”
– HTTP://WWW.twitter.com/jimgaffigan
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Uninformed Management
I always find it amazing when I go out to a business to rekey the locks, & the MOD is completely clueless to the fact that they’re even getting the locks changed. After I inform them that someone called it in, they make a few phone calls & find out what’s going on. Isn’t that something that a mgr should probably be informed about? It doesn’t happen ALL the time, but...
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Explosion in Round Rock causes power outage →
This happened right by my house. It also caused all the power to go out in my neighborhood. We were leaving my house right after it happened, & all the neighbors were standing in their front yards looking around, half of them on their phones. It was pretty comical! I’ve never seen so many of my neighbors! I kind of felt like everyone in the neighborhood bonded. Haha
Chipotle Nutritional Information →
I love their food! But just for the burrito tortilla, 290 calories, & 640mg of sodium! Snap! Makes you think twice before getting one….I’m starting to get hungry…thinking…Chipotle here I come!
Vegetarian awareness →
Vegetarian awareness month begins Oct 1st.
Hometown of Round Rock gets major flooding →
Steph & I stood on our back patio last night & named the river that had formed. “Lloydtribe Creek.”
It was pretty much gone by this morning…I suppose I should expect some kind of FEMA aid, & more money from Obama since the lack of continuous rain caused it to dry up so quickly.
Told ya so- Boulder lands on car on Robert E Lee →
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Things you'd never hear in IL or WI
Customer: People usually take Robert E Lee to get here, but you're going to have to find a different way- there's a boulder in the road.
Josh: Heh, a boulder?!
Customer: ....Yeah
Shopping at HEB
Steph: Can you go grab a head of lettuce?
Josh: I don't know what is good head and what is bad head....I mean...well...I do...but....
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Watch“Fast and the Bi-Curious” Holy crap, hilarious!
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My Wednesday Night
8:45PM Bryan, while on the phone with his mom, decides he wants to brew 10 cups of coffee…but forgets to put the lid on the carafe.
8:50 Coffee & grounds overflow into the fill tank on the back of the coffee maker.
8:55 Bryan realizes it & puts the lid on.
9:15 I decide I want to make more. Fill up the water, grounds, etc.
huffs
puffs
9:17 beeeep! Only…no coffee…hmmm
Try...