November 2011
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3D street painting →
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He really enjoyed coffee, and in the end was enjoyed AS coffee. Circle of life.
– Ethan in “Due Date”
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How to brew the best possible cup of coffee →
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Review of single-serve coffee maker Single Scoop →
Made by Hamilton Beach, it’s called the Single Scoop. It lets you use any kind of coffee you want, so you’re not confined to those stupid K-cups. I’ve been using it for a week to my my hot coffee & my wife’s iced coffee & we both really like it. Being that it’s a metal basket, you don’t use paper filters that absorbs the oils, so you get a more authentic...
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How to repair broken eye-shadow →
I figured I’d pass this good tip along to you ladies. (Thanks mom!)
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Dogs and old people are alike in that if they have to fart, they just let it out...
– Me
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Roland SPD-S...some day...some day. →
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How to not get ripped off by a fake locksmith →
Please Please Please watch this video. I’ve lived in 2 different parts of the country, and this is a nationwide problem. As a locksmith for the past 13 years, now working in Austin TX, I can verify these stories are very real, and these companies advertise everywhere.
HERE’S THE TRUTH: There are national companies who hire people off the street to go around and unlock houses ...
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Like a rotten no-good boyfriend
We downgraded our membership at Planet Fitness, since we weren’t using the extra benefits, so our monthly bill went from $20 to $10.
So for downgrading, they tack on a $30 yearly membership fee (what?!); then like a boyfriend who screws his girlfriend 1 last time right before he dumps her, they tell me they’re charging me 1 last time the full $20 membership fee.
Thanks guys, way to...
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Vegetarian chili cookoff!
My wife & I went with my bro & his wife to the vegetarian chili cookoff today in Round Rock. Got to try 20+ chilies, vegan donuts, & then vote on our favorite. Tons of delicious choices. Hard to choose between about 3 for me. Lots of hippies there, too. Good mix of people. Girls with sweaty pits, dreadlocks, vegetarian t-shirts, tons of animal adoption booths, etc. If you missed it,...
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If people pooped like dogs, would we take our pants completely off, or just down to our ankles?
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Can someone please tell me why so many girls are obsessed with Ryan Gosling? I just don’t get it. He’s a nice looking guy, sure, but he’s not THAT hot! So why obsession?
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Locked out of your car?
To all you self-centered people out there who like to call multiple locksmiths at the same time when you’re locked out to see who can get there first…
Are you a complete moron? Is that the way you run your life? Is that how you want people to treat YOU? We waste OUR gas, employee pay, dispatcher pay, truck payments, etc to drive out to you, because YOU called US & requested our...
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Padded bras
Gosh…where do I begin…
Stephanie showed me the padded bras in Victoria Secret today. Some were slightly padded…but some were nothing BUT padding. I’m absolutely in shock that women would go to these extremes & deceive men to that degree. I’ll never look at women the same way.
If you have small boobs, and you wear these thick padded bras, obviously you’re...
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Am I a hero? I can’t really say…but yes.
– Michael Scott, The Office
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fafibee:
omg omg omg epic.
Hilarious!! So busted!!
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