April 2011
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Secret New Garage Door Spliced from Historic Bay Windows - http://pulsene.ws/1p5Y8
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Fire breathing photos →
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What's with the Love Games?
This is in reply to http://msmaysday.tumblr.com/post/4816832883/love-games
To me, I think guys are probably afraid to lose something they know in their heart is good, but bored enough to lose the new relationship spark. Girls don’t give guys much reason to wanna stick around. Nobody waits till marriage to have sex, most people move in together before marriage, it’s like getting the...
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While Stephanie and I were sitting at a coffee shop, a group sat down next to us who were meeting there to take a class on photography. I enjoyed listening to them talk for about an hour. When they got up to leave to go take pictures, I asked the teacher if I owed him any money for the first hour of class. He laughed and asked if I like photography, so I pulled up my sleeve and showed him my...
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How to restyle your scissors →
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Yin & Yang
My day today: 1 customer calls my boss to tell him how great of a job I always do for him, & how much he likes me.
10 minutes later, another customer calls & tells him that he thinks I stole his Mercedes keyes, unlocked his car “because I KNOW that I always lock it,” & left. ….right!
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How to turn a beer bottle into a drinking glass by removing the neck with fire and water.
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Best text from a mom
My wife received this text from her mom, we were cracking up!
“Hi Hows things. OMGosh! Its 83 degrees today. We just got back from Onyas nephews baptism party. We’re going home 2 ddo some yard work now. Hey Im finally going 2 change the wallpaper in the hall bath. Yay!. What R U doing today?”
True friends don't call at 7:42AM
Steph: Why don't you call them back, see who it was?
Josh: No way, couldn't have been 1 of my friends! They know I don't get out of bed that early.
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It’s that wonderful time of the year again -... →
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While eating pie
Josh:
Steph: why are you smiling?
Josh: cuz I'm eating pie??
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Spicy Pepper, Monterey Jack, & Cheddar Grilled... →
I plan on making this some day.
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