June 2011
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“I’m not drunk, but your hair is!”
– Staggering drunk downtown Austin to my wife
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“I fart a normal amount.”
– Taylor
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WatchThis is what happens when you can’t get 4 locksmiths to open a new Volvo semi.
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Photos of people spinning their kids around →
Really unique & cute.
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“If you have that back door open for any length of time, watch for giant...”
– Customer to me in the Hills of Austin
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“I can find anything, but I may not know everything.”
– Me
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“Huh! I just got pooped on!”
– Heard on 6th Street, downtown Austin by my WIFE! (Turns out it wasn’t poop)
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Motorcycle Helmet Care & Information →
Great info for anyone who wears a helmet. When you should replace it, how many years it’s typically good for, what to do if you drop your helmet, etc.
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“Mom, are you high?”
– Daughter to a mother outside a movie theater
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WatchThese things are so cute, I can’t believe it! They’re called jerboas.
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